On the first day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
A garland from the tree!

On the second day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Two Apple iPhones and a garland from the tree!

On the third day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Three credit cards, two Apple iPhones and a garland from the tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Four remote controls, three credit cards, two Apple iPhones and a garland from the tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Five golden rings…….four remote controls, three credit cards, two Apple iPhones and a garland from the tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Six pairs of mittens, five golden rings…….four remote controls, three credit cards, two Apple iPhones and a garland from the tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Seven beeswax candles, six pairs of mittens, five golden rings……..four remote controls, three credit cards, two Apple iPhones and a garland from the tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Eight pans of shortbread, seven beeswax candles, six pairs of mittens, five golden rings……..four remote controls, three credit cards, two Apple iPhones and a garland from the tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Nine bags of tinsel, eight pans of shortbread, seven beeswax candles, six pairs of mittens, five golden rings……..four remote controls, three credit cards, two Apple iPhones, and a garland from the tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Ten chocolate Santas, nine bags of tinsel, eight pans of shortbread, seven beeswax candles, six pairs of mittens, five golden rings……..four remote controls, three credit cards, two Apple iPhones, and a garland from the tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Eleven silver sleigh bells, ten chocolate Santas, nine bags of tinsel, eight pans of shortbread, seven beeswax candles, six pairs of mittens, five golden rings…….. four remote controls, three credit cards, two Apple iphones, and a garland from the tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my dog stole from me:
Twelve fruit cakes, eleven silver sleigh bells, ten chocolate Santas, nine bags of tinsel, eight pans of shortbread, seven beeswax candles, six pairs of mittens, five golden rings…… four remote controls, three credit cards, two Apple iPhones,

and my heart forever from me!